Sunday 30 August 2015

Burning Man: The preparation

I have procrastinated and delayed blogging this entry for the last six months. The trepidation stems from my fear of eternalising my time Black Rock City and that I would not be able to capture Burning Man properly. Ultimately, it would be an injustice to my experiences. Even now, I find it hard to describe that one week. Each account is different. Different stories, different anecdotes, regardless of who I speak to it it all ends with the same prescription "You have to go and experience it for yourself!".

(Noun) Burner: Attendee of Burning Man.

Hong Kong/Sydney

After failed attempts to secure tickets online during the main and OMG ticket releases my sister managed to source two tickets to Burning Man on the secondary market for the princely sum of 800 AUD per ticket (the RRP for a ticket was 390 USD + 10% tax, works out to be approximately 550 AUD). There was always a risk that the tickets were fake but we booked in our two weeks of leave and prepared for a mini-family adventure. In addition to traveling with my sister, some of my closest friends from Hong Kong, Sydney and San Francisco would also make the trip to Black Rock City.

We spent almost a month preparing for this trip. For a lot of us this was our first "burn". The difference between this trip and other trips was the Burning Man law of "Leave no trace" and the concept of MOOP which is difficult because 51 weeks of the year, Black Rock City is a desert. There aren't any convenience stores, or hotels, or restaurants, or concept of money. Which mean we had to arrange cars, water, food, tents, beds, bikes, torches, clothing, survival kits. I'll stop here because the list was insanely long and could easily be re-titled as "Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit", well minus the chainsaw and shotgun.

I read somewhere that separating a day's worth of clothing into Ziploc bags was the way to prevent dust getting everywhere. So I packed everything into Ziploc bags. In addition to clothing that "would be absolutely ruined and most likely thrown out after" it also mean a lot of trips to outdoor stores and a lot of online shopping (3000 USD on Amazon). It also meant that my sister had 2 weeks to learn how to ride a bike.



San Francisco


28th August, 22:15: The Hong Kong contingent arrive into San Francisco International Airport. First item on our agenda, car hire. Not any car hire, the biggest cars available, Ford Expeditions. We had planned two days in San Francisco for logistics and arranging provisions, collecting the massive Amazon order that had been sent to our friend's workplace. Auditing the massive Amazon order that had been sent to our friend's workplace. The official order:

2 of: Kodiak 6044 8 person tents
1 of: ArcOne G­ACT­B1204 Action Safety Goggles
1 of: Glow Stick Party Pack
5 of: Wheel Brightz ­ Pink
2 of: Homeleo 2m 20 LEDs Cool White LED Strings 3xAA Battery Operated)
3 of: Dude Wipes ­ Flushable Wipes, with Aloe Vera, Singles for Travel (30 Each, Pack of Two)
5 of: Brightest Bike Light on Amazon ­ Comes With FREE TAIL LIGHT
5 of: Cosmic Brightz ­ Multicolored
5 of: Ultra Bright LED Headlamp Flashlight­
1 of: ArcOne G­FLY­B1202 The Fly Safety Goggles
2 of: AAA 121­Piece Road Trip First Aid Kit
2 of: Visol Products Raven Liquor Flask
1 of: AVEX Brazos Autoseal Stainless Steel Water Bottle, 24­Ounce, Matte Black
1 of: UV Glow Blacklight Neon Face and Body Paint ­ 0.34oz Case of 24
2 of: Homeleo 3 Meters 30 LED AA Battery Operated Pink LED Silver Wire String
2 of: Camo Coll Outdoor Anti­mosquito Mask Hat with Head Net Mesh Face
1 of: Flents Quiet Please Foam Ear Plugs 50­Pair
2 of: Camping LED Lantern,TaoTronics® Camping lantern ­Bright in 60LM but
1 of: Coleman Biowipes, 30 Count
5 of: Master Lock 8143D Self Coiling Cable Lock, 4­Feet x 5/16­inch
2 of: Khataland YoFoMat ­ Best Travel Yoga Mat ­ Green, Extra Long 72", 1/6"
4 of: Coleman Trinidad Warm­Weather Sleeping Bag
1 of: Purell Adv Aloe 8oz Pump (2 Pack)
4 of: Coleman ComfortSmart(TM) Cot
4 of: Coleman Oversized Quad Chair with Cooler
5 of: TETON Sports Camp Pillows
1 of: Multipack Chap Sticks



Sacramento

30th August, 12:20: Both Expeditions are packed, luggage, roof racks and 14 burners. We haven't left a lot of space for food. We exist San Francisco and pull into Sacramento Walmart and Dicks Sporting goods. Next items on the agenda: bikes, food and water. We do the math, our tents need 40 gallons of water, seems like a lot, but nobody wants to die of thirst. We attach the bikes to the back of the car, the cars don't drive with agility, they're big, slow and carry a lot of additional weight.



30th August, 16:00: We have In and Out burgers, and leave Sacramento. We're a bit behind schedule but should get into Black Rock City before 11 pm.

Reno

30th August, 21:12: Finally made it to Reno! We have a decision to make, it's quite late, do we just get a hotel for the night or keep driving. Reports are that the traffic from Reno into Black Rock City is heavy and delays are to be expected. It's also a desert so we will need to pitch tents in darkness. Group decides to push on.

Somewhere between Reno and Gerlach

30th August, 11:06: We're in the sticks bro, there's no more cellular reception, what's worse there's traffic. There's a procession of cars with there engines off on a single lane road. Darkness and and the distant sound of murmur and chatter, we've gone through a lot of road trip snacking, there's already a lot of trash we can't dispose of. Mental note, Walmart's Peanut Butter Trail Mix. Divine.

31st August, 12:41: We alternate drivers. This is painful, we will drive for 1 km and the sit for an hour. Occasionally we will see cars u-turn and drive back to reno. It's tempting.

31st August, 3:12: We're moving now. The car is pretty lifeless.

31st August, 5:35: There's a lot of cars, red tail lights leading up to Black Rock City. We've made it! It's cold. Dawn is breaking over a sea of break lights.



Black Rock City

31st August, 6:06: Half asleep, I'm driving. Burning ManTicket inspection. Moment of truth, our tickets scan and ... they're real.



The other car is in front of us, we see our friends being urged out of the car. They step out. Now they're rolling in the dust. First time burners have to roll in the player dust as part of the initiation. We comply. The gate keepers hug us, they're dusty, I'm dusty. That would be the last time I'm clean and dust free - Welcome to Burning Man.


Currently reading: "I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings"

Friday 14 August 2015

Gas meter, found!

So after 4 years, we've finally identified the location of my gas meter, and more importantly accurately reported my gas usage. Looks like I have been overpaying based on the the previous tenants estimations. Reimbursement! 6000 HKD!

Sunday 9 August 2015

Shoulder Soreness: Part 2

It has been over 6 weeks and unfortunately there hasn't been any noticeable improvement to the health and mobility of my right shoulder. Despite protests from my physiotherapist to keep working at it I impatiently setup an MRI appointment toget to the bottom of the injury.

First time in an MRI. The technician offered me headphones and hands me a rubberised bell to ring in the case of an emergency. I slip the headphones on and then another pair of ear muffs go ontop. Korean Pop music sings mellifluously into my world as I lay down in the large contraption. I don't understand a single word but that is soon replaced by the discordant sound of the machine. It's loud. Really loud. 25 minutes pass and even though I'm not usually prone to claustrophobia am definitely glad to be done.

So the results...

1. Supraspinatus tendinopathy or intrasubstance tear.
2. Small anterior labrum tear.
3. Mild sub acrominal-sub deltoid bursitis.
4. Small bone cyst in humeral head close to biciptal groove region.


I honest don't understand what any of this means however the words 'tear' scare me to no end. I take the results to a orthopedic specialist and am explained what each item means. In a nutshell, he says points 3 and 4 are most likely not the cause of my current pain however the SLAP, or the labrum tear although minor, may require arthroscopy or key hole surgery. The suggestion is to try physiotherapy for 4-6 months and see if there's any improvement. Time will tell.