Wednesday 22 July 2009

Masterchef

"Do you cook often?"

Yes I do. It should be noted that my culinary gamut consists of 3 staples: the durable stir fry, odd curry and trusty pasta. Occasionally the weekend inspires me to research a recipe and cook something up; for the most part I'm rarely bothered. Produce doesn't keep so well here with vegetables having a shelf life of a couple of days and majority of my meat being kept in the freezer. The chore of having to cook for one person and manage ingredients proves more troublesome and more often than not I find myself in a Chinatown or Soho eating out.

My latest kitchen adventure was inspired by a fellow country man, or in this case woman. Most conversations with Malaysians often converge onto the topic of food. Soon enough we were exchanging our favourite dishes and desserts from back home. Strangely enough, the topic of Fried Dace with Black Beans came up and I was pleased to find that we weren't the only family to enjoy seafood from a can. After much excitement it was suggested that I try the following recipe. The description screams Frankenstein meal but this stomach-churning description left me in a curious state. It sounded so disgusting it had to be nice.

Fried Dace and Black Bean Pasta Recipe


Serves 1

Ingredients:
1/2 onion
1 Glove of Garlic
1 Chunk of Ginger
1/2 tin of Fried Dace in Black bean
Spring Onions for garnish
100 grams of pasta/spaghetti
1 tablespoon of Oyster Sauce
1 tablespoon of Dark Soy
Splash of Fish oil
Pepper


Method:
1. Boil the pasta until cooked. Drain.
2. Chop vegetables
3. Throw everything into a pan. Fry.
4. Enjoy*


* This is optional.

Monday 13 July 2009

Viva La Vida

The familiar yet still unsavory chime of my alarm rouses me from my sleep. Scrunching my eyes tightly together I breathe a heavy sigh and roll over to my side. I blindly fumble for my alarm clock. Prying my eyes open proves to be a less than simple task. "Just another 5 minutes". Despite having almost 12 hours of sleep I still feel completely rundown and soon find myself negotiating with my sleep deprived alter-ego for more sleep. "How about going to into work late? Actually, you should call in sick".

Snapping out of my stupor I casually slip my earphones on and listen to Coldplays' Viva La Vida. The introduction brings back a wave of memories, Spain, Bilbao, San Sebastian, Pamplona and Ibiza. In short, this trip is best described as an agglomerate, a sensory orgy of all things Spanish; food, culture and friendships old and new. Indelible and memorable, this trip will be forever held as the climax of my European travels. If my EU travels were to be analogous to sex, this would be the orgasm. Similarly, I find myself lying on my back in a state of contemplation.

I trudge into the shower and soon find myself humming the tune that will forever be associated with what was an amazing holiday. Viva La Vida, Spanish for "Long Live Life". Amen to that.

Ibiza

"If we could party all night and sleep all day and throw all of my problems away. My life would be easy"

Ibiza, named after Bes, the god of music and dance. A significant portion group would continue the week long trip to Ibiza. We would also soon welcome new additions to the party. With clubs charging a ludicrous amount for drinks (€10 for water, €12 for a beer or €15 for a mixed drink) we stocked up on Duty Free Alcohol and Gummi bears. With poisons in hand we stepped off the plane and like many others transformed into denizens of the island.

Wednesday 8th July

10:30 pm: After some initial confusion about sleeping arrangements we managed to check into our Apartment. Poseidon I in Evissa just off play D'en Bossa.


Thursday 9th July

1:00 am - 7:30 am: Espuma Foam party @ Amnesia (€30). Club located just off a major road, There were two room, one consisted of house/electro accompanied by transvestite performers the other being the commercial pop room. At 4 am the room filled with foam. It rose up past the ankles until my torso was completely submerged in foam. We were completely soaked and some of the causalities included a ruined passport and iPhone. Memorable song: Kool & The Gang - Celebration


12:00 pm: Many of us tried to hire scooters. These two wheeled vehicles would prove to get the better of us. Some of the sustained injuries included: Corked thighs, grazed legs, chipped toenails and a mountain of insurance excess.

4:00 pm: Lazy afternoon spent drinking beer along the Playa D'en Bossa. Bora Bora looks to be a popular haunt for drug dealers; approached numerous times. Couple of promoters from Privilege "allegedly" offered us free entry to Friday Night's party.

7:00 pm: The couple decided to cook us some delicious chorizo spaghetti for dinner.

9:00 pm: Nap time

10:00 pm: Pre-drinks, we have a superfluous stockpile of alcohol. Tough times ahead.

Friday 10th July

1 am - 5 am: F**K Me I'm Famous @ Pacha (€49). Considered one of the trendier clubs of Ibiza we were fortunate enough to have Will.i.am and David Guetta DJ-ing on the same night. Great party, all the hits were played. Had duds but was still an amazing evening. Memorable song: Black Eyed Pea - I got A feeling.

2:00 pm: Blue Marlin. Asian influenced beach side bar, think where Vincent Chase would hang out. Beautiful people walking around, sun baking the place to be seen. Relaxed by the ocean on the couches very swanky place.



7:00 pm: San Antonio for sunset. Large congregation of people loiter around the rocks and socialise until sunset. Glorious sight; Round of applause as the sun sets.


10:00 pm: Freshened up

11:00 pm: Pre-drinks.

Saturday 11th July

2:30 am - 6:00 am: Supermartxe @ Privilege (€30): Not surprised that entry was NOT free. Rocked up to the World's biggest club. Cameras were confiscated at the door as there was a strange stage show performance. Very noir interpretation of popular children stories: Mickey and Minnie mouse making out, Tinkerbell flying around on a drug trip, Snow White stripping naked and so forth.

11:00 am: Ferry ride to Formentera (€20) Hired bikes (€7) and rode up to the main beach. Playa Illetes. The island has a local Spanish charm with dirt roads, rustic buildings and pristine coastlines. Fell asleep on the beach, I think I'm suffering from heat stroke.


9:00 pm: Evening nap. Ugh, feeling dusty.

12:00 am: Pre-drinks.

Sunday 12th July

2:00 - 6:30 am: Hed Kandi @ Space (€30): Going through hot and cold sweats, I probably shouldn't be out. Music was awesome, highlight of the night and possibly of Ibiza is the Saxaphonist, Laura Fowles. Hauntingly beautiful on the sax and made my evening. Memorable songs: Coldplay's Viva La Vida and Delerium's Silence.


9:30 am: Packed and headed to the airport.

6:00 pm: Arrived back home, unpacked, showered, laundry.

8:30 pm: Sleep.

Wednesday 8 July 2009

Basquing in Life

Bilbao (5th July 2009)

Funny thing about traveling is that I don't often expect to leave London for crappier weather. Such was the case when we flew into Bilbao, only to be received by an endless gray blanket of clouds accompanied by a light drizzle. Here I go whinging again. It's easy to see how the Poms have developed a stigma as being chronic complainers. Truth be told it's all about the natural habitat, think about it, shit weather coupled with average food there's not too much to make you happy. Eliminate these two things and the dark transmogrification towards whinging Pom begins. It's not just me, I've observed a metamorphosis in friends. It begins as a casual comment about the weather: "Why is it so cold?" this slowly develops into a English accent littered with negative observations.


Back to Bilbao. Not too much to report from this stop. If anything it acted more as a point of transit than anything else. We started our day of enjoying some Pintxos for lunch followed by a brief walk around the Guggenheim Museum. Not entirely impressed we hopped on a bus for 1 hour 20 minutes to San Sebastian (€7).


San Sebastian (5th July/8th July)

Touted as having the one of the highest concentration of Michelin stars that any other city this quaint seaside town provided the perfect introduction and interlude for the week long trip. Here we indulged in the most amazing Spanish food to grace my palette. Our time was either spent wandering through the cobbled streets of old town, exploring the many bars and restaurants or lazying around the beach.


Pamplona

What can I say? Phenomenal. Documenting my experiences here alone defibrillates me and I'm overwhelmed by a sudden rush of blood. We would spend 2 days and one night and at a cost of €120 per night we wanted to make the most of it, and it's safe to say we got our moneys worth. I've deliberated whether I should actually attempt to post something about San Fermin. Ultimately this hestination stems more from the fear of it being near impossible to recapture the atmosphere.

San Fermin Opening Ceremony (6th July)

The bus from San Sebastian pulled into Pamplona at around 10:30 am. We hailed a couple of cabs and were soon taxied to our accommodation: Abba Reino de Navarra. The San Fermin dress code is simple. White top and bottom with a red neckerchief and matching red sash around the waist. We arrived into the middle of town to hear the "chupinazo" or skyrocket fire to signal the start of the fiesta. The streets were overflowing with a sea of red and white with most people squeezed up against each other. Pushing through the crowds was no easy feat, shards of glass and rubbish already lined the sticky cobbled floors. Waves of Red Wine, Beer, sangria and Water crashed down from above, it was enough to make anybody claustrophobic.


Vendors were selling Bottles of Red Wine and Sangria for €2-3 and soon enough partying ensued. Any thoughts of self preservation were abolished once you stepped into the square. Within 5 minutes our shirts were stained with spots of magenta and amber. We left the square and setup base around the pagoda in the main square here we had enough space to cause a ruckus, every now and then there would be the familiar bogan chant "Aussie Aussie Aussie!". Without hesitation a reply of "Oi! Oi! Oi!" would follow, this was not strictly limited to Australians.


Hands down one of the most amazing festival I've ever attended; highly recommended. The number of random people I spoke to, new people I met, new people I shared drinks with (in hindsight probably not a good idea). I would be lying if I said I escaped unscathed, I was drunk, sticky, covered in sangria and foam but I was surrounded by my mates from back home as well as familiar London faces. For 4 hours I don't think I could stop smiling. We ventured back to the hotel, showered up and were in bed by 4 pm.

First Running of the Bulls (7th July)

The next morning the girls woke at 5 am to get good spot for the run while the guys rose at 6 am in preparation for the actual run. We brought two sets of clothing, one for the Opening Ceremony and other for the run. The smell of yesterday's party had permeated into the sash and the pungent odour made me semi-gag. We headed out back into town and the streets were still littered with rubbish and people from the Opening Ceremony. We were herded into the runner's pen and the gates were locked at 7 am. Nervously we waited as the Mayor inspected the first group of runners and the streets cleaned. At 7:45 the gates were opened and the runners were allowed to assume their starting position anywhere along the 850 metre track.


The 5 minute lead up to 8:00 am reeked of anxiety, there were nervous looks with plenty of long drawn breaths as the adrenaline surged through our bodies. Patrons were being kicked out for having cameras on the run, we had to hide ours away, I wasn't going to miss this for the world. We had decided to start halfway, just after Dead-man's corner. It's not called Happy-bull patting corner, no, it's DEAD MAN'S CORNER, we took the hint. Panic had set in and initial waves of hysteric runners had jumped the gun. At 8:00 a rocket was fired to indicate the first bull had left the pen, people started running. We stood around looking back, waiting, jumping up and down waiting for the bulls. The second rocket fired: the last bull had left. Still we waited, anxious, nervous, scared. Floods of people ran past us down the narrow street, some not turning around, fear set in their eyes. It was like the old Godzilla movies. Still we waited, where were these bulls?

The Spanish locals were stirring the tourists "Vamoose!". The longer we waited the more people passed then I saw my mates from Sydney running towards us: "Hey guys!" to which they replied "RUN!", I looked over their shoulders to see three black bulls charging down the streets. The flashes went off followed by a roar of cheers. I ran. Hands in front of me guiding through the crowd as the stadium crept closer. Constantly looking over my shoulder I saw people being bowled over. Throwing myself against the wall the bulls stampeded past, there was an opening and I rushed into the stadium and jumped up onto the barricades. Pure exhilaration mashed in with excitement. So there it is, I sort of ran with the bulls. I mean, I ran from them, hid from them, let them pass and then chased them into the Stadium. On a totally random note I bumped into an old work colleague from Toshiba in the stadium. What a small world.


To say that Basque Country exceeded expectations would be a gross understatement. It smashed it to little pieces and then consumed it. The last 4 days have been a sensory and emotional wonderland immersed in a Spanish hotpot. Exquisite food: Tapas, Pintxos, Cured Ham, Paella and Sangria. I will never look at Sangria the same, I'm still unsure if I should drink it or pour it over my head. The atmosphere of the Opening Ceremony, the thrill of running with the bulls, the familiarity of partying with old friends. The good times, the laughter and the exceptional memories. Next stop, Ibiza.

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